If you’re going to do anything, these are some pretty good ideas of a thing to do. So go get doing them. Waste no time.

1. Take a shower.

Let’s be honest, you probably smell.

2. Scratch your leg.

I don’t care if it’s itchy or not, just do it.

3. Eat a snack. Or drink a snack.

This one is entirely up to you. I don’t make the rules.

4. Think about our deteriorating world. Be sad.

Realize that things could be worse. Feel better.

5. Get your shoes shined...or your feet shined.

Again, I don’t make the rules. This one is up to you.

6. Cry three tears out of your left eye.

Maybe allergies, maybe sadness, maybe happiness, maybe there’s a branch in your eye. Whatever may be bothering you, cry it out.

7. Do a crossword.

Just one.

8. Pee.

Relieve your bladder. You can do this in your chair right now, or you can go to a bathroom. Your decision.

9. Feel your lover’s cheek.

Or, if you don’t have one, feel your own cheek. Because you are your first and foremost lover.

10. Point to something and laugh.

Could be a pencil, could be a water bottle, could be a statue, could be a dinosaur, it doesn’t matter, just point. And laugh. (or cry).