10 Things That Happen When Monica Garcia is Your Best Friend | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post

10 Things That Happen When Monica Garcia is Your Best Friend

She's completely crazy, but she's my BFF, and I love her.

761
10 Things That Happen When Monica Garcia is Your Best Friend
Nikki Anderson

1. You will add ketchup to EVERYTHING.

It doesn't end at burgers and fries. You WILL put ketchup on things from chip to pizza to mac and cheese. If you didn't even like ketchup before you will learn to love it, and you'll look for excuses to put it on anything.

2. You’ll listen to Spanish music on your own, even though you have no clue what they are talking about.

It started with Selena and "Despacito", and it turned into songs I don't even know the names of, but they make the inner Hispanic girl come out of this white-ass Irish girl.

3. You will actually care about your hair and skin, even if you don’t think you do.

I've never been super girly. I don't care about facials or manicures of hair treatments. I still don't care as much as Monica does, but I am more aware of the benefits. I'll probably never care about having a super details and lengthy beauty routine, but I have definitely started doing things to my skin and hair that I never thought I'd ever do.

And, if you've never had a pedicure before -- GET ONE. You'll love it, even if you're weirded out by feet.

4. Coffee.

Coffee will just happen. There will never be a question. It'll just be there.

5. You’re always down for Asian food, and that includes bubble tea.

I can't count the bowls of noodles I have had with this chick, and they almost always end in bubble tea!

6. It’s okay to go out to bars in yoga pants and no make up.

She usually runs out of time when she is getting ready, because she is always running late. That usually means semi-scrubbing on a night out. You'll never want to dress up for a night out again!

7. You’ll see every Marvel movie the weekend it comes out.

And, if it stars Spideman, for get it. It'll be like coffee -- it'll just happen!

8. You’ll never eat a taco on a flour tortilla again.

Monica is super picky when it comes to tacos. No flour or crunchy tortillas! She'll fight you on this.

9. No man will ever be good enough for you.

Monica has SUPER high standards when it comes to guys, and she'll never let you just settle for anyone. She wants you to have the best.

10. There will never be a bad time to get ice cream.

Twenty below, snowing, raining, hot as hot can get, 10 am, 10 pm -- any time is ice cream time.


Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

15 Times Michael Scott's Life Was Worse Than Your Life

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

329
Michael Scott
NBC

Most of the time, the world's (self-proclaimed) greatest boss is just that, the greatest. I mean, come on, he's Michael Freakin' Scott after all! But every once in a while, his life hits a bit of a speed bump. (or he actually hits Meredith...) So if you personally are struggling through a hard time, you know what they say: misery loves company! Here are 15 times Michael Scott's life was worse than your life:

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

12 Midnight NYE: Fun Ideas!

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

15254
Friends celebrating the New Years!
StableDiffusion

When the clock strikes twelve midnight on New Year's Eve, do you ever find yourself lost regarding what to do during that big moment? It's a very important moment. It is the first moment of the New Year, doesn't it seem like you should be doing something grand, something meaningful, something spontaneous? Sure, many decide to spend the moment on the lips of another, but what good is that? Take a look at these other suggestions on how to ring in the New Year that are much more spectacular and exciting than a simple little kiss.

Keep Reading...Show less
piano
Digital Trends

I am very serious about the Christmas season. It's one of my favorite things, and I love it all from gift-giving to baking to the decorations, but I especially love Christmas music. Here are 11 songs you should consider adding to your Christmas playlists.

Keep Reading...Show less
campus
CampusExplorer

New year, new semester, not the same old thing. This semester will be a semester to redeem all the mistakes made in the previous five months.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

Let's face it, last semester you woke up with enough time to brush your teeth and get to class and even then you were about 10 minutes late and rollin' in with some pretty unfortunate bed head. This semester we will set our alarms, wake up with time to get ready, and get to class on time!

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

The 5 Painfully True Stages Of Camping Out At The Library

For those long nights that turn into mornings when the struggle is real.

3111
woman reading a book while sitting on black leather 3-seat couch
Photo by Seven Shooter on Unsplash

And so it begins.

1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

Camping out at the library is not for the faint of heart. You need to go in as a warrior. You usually have brought supplies (laptop, chargers, and textbooks) and sustenance (water, snacks, and blanket/sweatpants) since the battle will be for an undetermined length of time. Perhaps it is one assignment or perhaps it's four. You are motivated and prepared; you don’t doubt the assignment(s) will take time, but you know it couldn’t be that long.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments