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10 Things Single People Are Tired Of

"All the single ladies, all the single ladies, put your hands up!

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10 Things Single People Are Tired Of
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"All the single ladies, all the single ladies, put your hands up!" Welcome to the glamorous life of being single. Yes, you the one who is tired of being told over and over again by everyone you know and even don't know that your "one" will come when you least expect it. Single people everywhere are strong, independent, and free to do as they please.

As much fun as it is answering to no one but yourself, eating a whole pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream by yourself because Ben and Jerry are two very good men and enjoying pure freedom, being single has its downsides. For example, single people are shown much pity because clearly there is something wrong with someone who cannot find love in a muddy, dried up pond. Yes, the saying, "there are plenty fish in the sea, is a LIE."

Here's a list of things single people are TIRED of:

1. You see yet another 18-year-old getting married.

2. People always tell you "insert name" got married, didn't you graduate high-school with them?

3. You get told ALL the time by people you know and even complete strangers, "Oh, honey, you will find the one when you least expect it."

4. People tell you that you need to get out more because apparently, the "one" will not find you on your couch with a bag of chips.

5. The saying, "How's a pretty girl like you still single?" is forever burned into your brain.

6. Getting told you are single because you are too busy.

7. People always ask have you tried online dating?

8. Someone has said to you, (insert name) met her husband on Farmer's Only you should give it a try.

9. You loathe when people say they have the perfect guy to set you up with!

10. When someone says their husband's cousin's brother is single and they think you two would make a great couple.

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