I get it. I'm small. Get over it.

If you say any of these things me, or any other short person, there's a big chance we won't like you.

1. "You're going to look 30 when you're 80!"

2. "I had that shoe size in, like, third grade."

3. "How old are you?"

4. "You look 12 from the front but 20 from the back."

5. "Ha, look, your head's an arm rest."

6. "Need a lift?"

7. "Do you need a car seat?"

8. "I can probably bench press you."

9. "Do you shop in the kids' section?"

Oh, and my personal favorite:

10. "Are you legally a midget?"

Please, go home.