Working at an ice-cream shop this summer has made me realize how working in the food business sometimes does have it’s perks like getting those muscles you’ve always wanted,, then again it does have it’s downfalls. Here is some FAQ’s and some FT’s(frequent thoughts) that have come up while on the job:
1. Even before reading the menu, “how much is a small?”
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ma’am, there are all the prices behind me and even with my smile on my face you don’t even realize how annoyed I am with you.
2. “What kind of flavors do you have?”
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If you don’t see the list in front of you then I don’t think you should be ordering ice cream…
3. “Oh can I try *ice cream flavor* too?!”
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Oh! of course you can try it! it’s not like its your seventh sample!
4. The after dinner Friday night crowd and where you just want to hide from it all.
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5. After doing a huge order and either get a dollar or no tip at all.
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all that hard work for nothing.
6. Having a empty shop for a while but then all the summer camp kids come in.
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7. “Can I have a *ice cream flavor* milkshake?” next customer “oh can I have at * same ice cream flavor* milkshake?”
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why couldn’t you say you wanted it too when I was already making one…and after I cleaned the blender!
8. when people leave their garbage on the table.
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this isn’t a restaurant, be a big boy a throw out you trash!
9. *long line* “Can I have a hot fudge sundae?” “can we share a banana split?” “can we have a vermonster?” All while the other customers are getting impatient.
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please just keep it simple and don’t come back.
and lastly…