Everyone knows there's nothing worse than hitting that uncomfortable lull in a conversation with someone. Usually, this happens when you're stuck talking to an acquaintance or the friend of a friend. If you hate awkward moments and uncomfortable silence, here are some talking points and transition phrases to remedy the situation. Disclaimer, these points and phrases may have the potential to make the situation more awkward...
"Oh wow, it stopped raining"
Or something to that effect. Honestly, anything or any kind of weather observation will work.
"So..."
Follow up this incredible transition with a quick shift into some other subject that will relieve you from the awkwardness.
"Are bonita fish big?"
Why not take a line right from Step Brothers? Maybe the person you're talking to has the answer to the age-old question—you'll never know until you ask!
"Um, how's your mom?"
Only resort to this if you've actually met their mother before. Otherwise, it's just weird.
"Wanna see a picture of my dog?"
Everyone loves a good photo of a domesticated animal, so whip out the photos of your furry friend dressed in a tie and posed as the CEO of a major company—it's sure to be a crowd pleaser.
"Anyway..."
Another classic transition into a more comfortable topic. Hopefully what you start talking about next won't lead to more awkward silence.
"Have you ever met someone who can lick their elbow?"
At the very least, this will spark you both to spend 15 minutes with your arms on a table and your tongues stretching as far as possible trying reach the tip of your elbow. I'm not positive, but I think that's what they call bonding!
"So how bout the Yankees?"
Bring up any sports team...it will get you out of uncomfortable silence.
"What do you think about global warming?"
Choose a topic that will really get someone going—political issues are always perfect. Just be prepared to spend the next 10 minutes zoned out and watching your favorite movie in your head.
"Wow, this is just super awkward"
When all else fails, just call 'em like you see 'em.
