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10 Things People Inevitably Say While In Wal-Mart

What are they wearing?

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10 Things People Inevitably Say While In Wal-Mart
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We have all said a few choice words while shopping at one of America's largest corporations, Wal-Mart. If you are anything like me, you grew up in a small town that everyone there seems to gather at the local Wal-Mart as if it is a hang-out spot. While I live in a city now, I still loathe the retail store, Wal-Mart. I like to think that everyone shares some thoughts when going into Wal-Mart.

For me, I always joke that I need to take my blood pressure pill before entering the sliding doors of doom. Also, if you are anything like me, you try and avoid Wal-Mart at all costs! You would literally rather pay more at Target than go to the Wal-Marts! Although, totally avoiding the place in just nearly impossible! So, take your blood pressure medicine and enjoy this list of humored things people say while in Wal-Mart. Here is a list of things people say while in Wal-Mart:

1. What are they wearing?

2. Clearly, I am over-dressed!

3. Run, I see so-and-so!

4. Legit, why are there so many people in here?!?

5. Really, y'all only have two registers open right now?

6. Why is this cashier looking like she hates her life?

7. Why is there NO parking?

8. These aisles are not made for two-way traffic!

9. Oh, look four more people that I know!

10. Why did I come here?!?

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