1. If you want something done, do it yourself.
2. Nothing good happens after midnight.
3. Laughter is the best medicine.
4. Never rely on a man.
5. Be a shoulder, & have a shoulder.
6. Breakfast is better at night.
7. If you don't like it, don't do it.
8. Cereal can substitute any meal of the day.
9. Coupons are the greatest gift from God.
10. Save. Your. Cash.
My momma has taught me way more than this, of course, & momma is always right.