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10 Things More Important Than Brangelina

And for goodness sake, leave Jennifer Aniston waaaaaay out of it.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have decided to call it quits and the entire nation has made it their business. I have some news for you dudes, and dudettes, that stuff don't matter. There are so many things that are way more important than the break up of Hollywood's "it" couple. Example:

1. Syrian Refugees

And that beautiful little boy who wrote a letter to Obama asking him to bring Omran Daqneesh to his house to join the family.

2. National Election

I mean, come on.

3. Charlotte, NC

It is a literal war zone, in the middle of our country.

4 Gun Violence/Laws

There are 11 states that say you can carry a concealed gun without any kind of training or permit.

5. Marriott's Hotel Monopoly

They basically get to decide the starting price of your hotel stay from here on out.

6. Brock Turner

He is literally trying to speak at colleges to explain the negative effects of alcohol.

7. EpiPens price increase

This is actually a big deal and not a lot of people even know about it.

8. Actually Educating our Kids.

As in the whole CommonCore thing, which isn't btw.

9. Hawaii

And the fact that they are coming up with their own government (betcha didn't even know about this one).

10. Flossing

They've decided it isn't important any more, but it's still more important than Brangelina's break-up.

Basically, there are a lot of things that are actually your business. The life of these two complete strangers have nothing to do with you. Their breakup doesn't signify that love is dead, it doesn't mean that you and your 'bae' aren't going to make it to happy every after. Give these poor people a break, and for gosh sake, leave Jennifer Aniston waaaaaay out of it.

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