We are just days away from finding out who our next U.S. president is. Some people love Hillary. Some people love the Donald. Some people are loving the third party candidates. All of those opinions are okay, but there is a special group of voters who believe each and every candidate is a moron.

Here is a running list of things "that group" would rather do than choose from the presidential candidates this year:

1. Hibernate in a dumpster until 2020

2. Extinguish a boob fire, just like Mrs. Doubtfire

3. Watch their wedding cake fall to its death

4. Go on a date with Kim Jong-un

5. AND put out on that date

6. Let a penguin poop on their wedding dress

7. Get stuck in the toilet while their parents make a GIF out of it

8. Let Honey Boo Boo's sister give them health advice

9. Allow a stranger to lick their neck on public transportation

10. Get rejected more than Gretchen Wieners

On a serious note: Voting is important. People have fought and died for us to have that right. Even if you're like me and think all of the candidates suck as a whole...pick up the broken pieces and build an educated vote. Those pieces are issues and policies you and the ones you love care about.

Also remember- there is another election in four years that will come faster than you think.