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10 Power Moves Only The Laziest College Girls Will Make

Please tell me I'm not the only one who's in the process of doing number six.

Hannah Ehrlich
Jan 30, 2018
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10 Power Moves Only The Laziest College Girls Will Make
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Laziness is a state of mind. I want to say I've gathered this knowledge from observation, but that would be a lie. Yes, I am most definitely talking about myself and hopefully, I am not the only one. If you end up relating to all of them then you are officially lazy.

1. Ordering UberEats from the restaurant that's 10 minutes away

2. Using your friend's printer because the library is too far

3. Texting your roommate to make plans rather than knocking on their door

4. Always choosing a nap over the gym

5. Cancelling plans because you don't want to bother with getting ready and going out

6. Binge watching "The Office" even though you've seen it three times already

7. Starting your essay/quiz/assignment the night it's due

8. Using dry shampoo as a substitute for a shower

9. Only waking up at a time suitable to get to class, even if your first class is at 1 o'clock

10. Strictly shopping online because trying on clothes requires too much effort

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