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10 Things To Know Before Dating A Sarcastic Girl

1. Texting her will be a nightmare.

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Women all have our own unique charms. Some of us are great cooks, some of us are just sweethearts in general, and some of us are downright sarcastic. If you happen to be one of the unlikely few to catch feelings for a certain sarcastic girl, please bare these 10 things in mind before taking the relationship farther:

1. Texting with her will be a nightmare.

Most things she says will make you question her intent. Is she being serious? Is she joking? Is she trying to be funny? Without the ability to really convey tone over text, you will find yourself over-analyzing most of your exchanges.

2. She might come off as mean.

She might say something mean from time to time and while it was meant as a joke, you may take it heart.

3. Your friends might not like her at first.

They might ask you what you see in such a "bitch". You'll just have to keep bringing her around until they start to get her sense of humor.

4. She will roll her eyes a lot.

It's a reflex. Don't try to stop it.

5. She'll likely be unable to take very much seriously.

When your girl is confronted with a conversation that makes her uncomfortable, she'll more than likely cover up her true feelings with heavy sarcasm, making you think she doesn't care. You'll have to make your intent to have a 100% serious conversation known before you start talking to avoid such occurrences.

6. If you're not a sarcastic person, she will probably piss you off sometimes.

You'll think she's being a bitch, she'll think she's being funny. It's a difficult pairing.

7. She'll always have a comeback for everything.

Her repertoire of witty clapbacks will be both a blessing and a curse. Stay on her good side.

8. She'll probably have "resting bitch face" a lot.

It's a scientific fact that the severity of a girl's "resting bitch face" directly correlates with her use of sarcasm in day-to-day conversation. Because of this, you'll have to take her at her word that everything is more than okay when she looks annoyed.

9. She'll answer your queries with a long, elaborate answer only to tell you that it's made up.

This actually happens quite often.

Example:

You: "I wonder where the idea for energy drinks came from..."

Her: "Oh well actually they were created in the mid-1900s by a doctor who was trying to get through a really long shift at the hospital. He mixed a concoction of drugs together and found that they gave him enough energy to get through the night. He then proposed the idea of a drink made with the drugs and it was put through various rounds of testing until it was deemed safe by the FDA."

You: "Wow, really?"

Her: "I don't f**king know. Google it."

10. She'll poke fun at you a lot, but it's all in good fun.

And if she dishes it out, she's more than able to take it.

While sarcastic girls can be a handful, their thick skin, witty sense of humor, and intolerance to bullshit makes them the ideal girls to date. So if you find yourself falling for a girl with a sarcastic air about her, don't waste time snatching her up.

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