1. Hair Dye

Because nobody wants to see my natural hair color...

2. Gluten Free Pasta

Granted, it's not as good as the real deal. But, at least it tastes good when you cover it with sauce and cheese... and it doesn't make my stomach hate me...

3. Hi Ball Energy Drinks

They're "natural" so I can conveniently ignore the fact that I am filling my body with more caffeine than it can handle.

4. Black Leggings

The ultimate staple piece in any wardrobe. I won't get judged if I wear leggings with a cute shirt, but I feel like I could go to bed at any moment.

5. The Kardashians

They're a group of hot messes so it makes me feel a little bit better about myself. At least my brother isn't having a baby with my boyfriend's ex/baby mama.... oh wait... I don't have a brother... or a boyfriend... still...

6. Snapchat

My preferred method of communication with my friends is via ugly selfies. How else would we have blackmail photos of each other?

7. Gin

Getting drunk has never been more classy than with a few gin and tonics. My friends may think I'm an old lady, but that just means more for me!

8. Amazon Prime

How else could I have useless things and all of my textbooks delivered to my campus mailbox in less time than it takes for me to decide if I need them?

9. Katharine McPhee's first album

"Over It" is a jam, and if you think otherwise you are wrong and I hate you.

10. Nick Jonas

This one is self-explanatory.