It gets around this time every year where everyone gets in the jolly good mood putting up their Christmas trees and making their cookies and I can't help but get annoyed. But you annoy me the most. You make me feel alot of different emotions and I hope this summarizes it up.

1. Watch grass grow

Because like waiting for you it is quite pointless, and painful.

2. Talk to a stranger

Because they are more trustworthy than you ever could be.

3. Read a book with no words

4. Talk to a brick wall

5. Take more math classes

Not because I want to but at least it's better than you.

6. Eat a hot pepper

You know when you go to a restaurant you order and they leave those yellow peppers on the side of you plate nobody eats? I was basically that pepper to you, you left me there. And those peppers are f*cking disgusting and that's how I feel about you.

7. Change a baby's diaper

Because not only is the babies bottom sh*tty, you are :)

8. Eat a bowl of nails for breakfast.... without any milk

9. Just about anything but listen to you

10. Wait for pigs to fly

Because anything is possible, but me giving a sh*t about you isn't one of them.