This Saturday may be one of the most important Saturdays of the entire year. It's Bedlam weekend. Almost nothing is worse than losing to our little brother of a school. So here's 10 things that are actually horrible and that'd I'd be welcome to do if it meant we won!

1. Walk from Sarkeys to the dorms everyday for a semester.

Walking from Sarkeys to anywhere is a horrible walk, but I'd do it everyday if it meant we beat the Cowboys.

2. Run out of meal exchanges a day early.

It's really annoying when it happens on occasion, but I could learn to live with it.

3. Drive around for 10 minutes and not find a parking spot every time.

It happens all the time anyway, so it really won't be that different.

4. Risk my life walking down the bike lane.

Listen, I will go to extreme measures for a win.

5. Limit my Tapingo use to once a week.

As someone who uses Tapingo at least twice a day, this would be very difficult, but It'd be worth it.

6. Pay full price for my textbooks next semester

I may regret this one.

7. Cancel my Netflix subscription.

I need to study for finals more anyway.

8. Be confined to the fourth floor of the library for dead week.

Yeah, that means I'll be the farthest away from The Bookmark.

9. Have my favorite food at the Caf always be out.

I mean, there are other places to eat on campus.

10. Walk under the clock tower.

Can you tell I'm desperate?

Boomer Sooner!