1. Listen to Reagan talk
Reagan isn’t particularly my favorite president in history…
2. Chew on metal screws.
Sounds3. Shower with cold water for 3 weeks straight
I just love cold showers, don’t you?
4. Lose to Katie Taylor in a fight.
She would beat me up.
5. Have a clogged toilet for a month.
I thought I’d save you from having to look at a picture of a clogged toilet.
6. Lose power for 3 weeks in sub-zero weather.
I lost power for 3 days this week, and it was cold in the house in 20-degree weather…
7. Get kidnapped by the Cuban government while vacationing in Cuba
This seems unlikely but I also thought Trump becoming president was unlikely.
8. Get locked out of my dorm room twice a day.
Have you ever locked yourself of your dorm at 2 a.m. with no bra on?
9. Read The Odyssey by Homer 6 times in a row.
I had to read it once in 9th grade and that was hard enough.
10. Get stranded in Alaska for 3 months
Maybe I’d freeze to death.