1. Listen to Reagan talk

Reagan isn’t particularly my favorite president in history…

2. Chew on metal screws.

3. Shower with cold water for 3 weeks straight

I just love cold showers, don’t you?

4. Lose to Katie Taylor in a fight.

She would beat me up.

5. Have a clogged toilet for a month.

I thought I’d save you from having to look at a picture of a clogged toilet.

6. Lose power for 3 weeks in sub-zero weather.

I lost power for 3 days this week, and it was cold in the house in 20-degree weather…

7. Get kidnapped by the Cuban government while vacationing in Cuba

This seems unlikely but I also thought Trump becoming president was unlikely.

8. Get locked out of my dorm room twice a day.

Have you ever locked yourself of your dorm at 2 a.m. with no bra on?

9. Read The Odyssey by Homer 6 times in a row.

I had to read it once in 9^th grade and that was hard enough.

10. Get stranded in Alaska for 3 months

Maybe I’d freeze to death.