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10 Things I'd Rather Do Than Listen to Donald Trump Talk

A brilliant list of things I'd rather do than listen to Trump speak.

Halie Geer

Mar 13, 2017

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10 Things I'd Rather Do Than Listen to Donald Trump Talk

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1. Listen to Reagan talk

Reagan isn’t particularly my favorite president in history…

2. Chew on metal screws.

Sounds good, right?

3. Shower with cold water for 3 weeks straight

I just love cold showers, don’t you?

4. Lose to Katie Taylor in a fight.

She would beat me up.

5. Have a clogged toilet for a month.

I thought I’d save you from having to look at a picture of a clogged toilet.

6. Lose power for 3 weeks in sub-zero weather.

I lost power for 3 days this week, and it was cold in the house in 20-degree weather…

7. Get kidnapped by the Cuban government while vacationing in Cuba

This seems unlikely but I also thought Trump becoming president was unlikely.

8. Get locked out of my dorm room twice a day.

Have you ever locked yourself of your dorm at 2 a.m. with no bra on?

9. Read The Odyssey by Homer 6 times in a row.

I had to read it once in 9^th grade and that was hard enough.

10. Get stranded in Alaska for 3 months

Maybe I’d freeze to death.

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10 Things I'd Rather Do Than Listen to Donald Trump Talk

A brilliant list of things I'd rather do than listen to Trump speak.

1. Listen to Reagan talk

2. Chew on metal screws.

3. Shower with cold water for 3 weeks straight

4. Lose to Katie Taylor in a fight.

5. Have a clogged toilet for a month.

6. Lose power for 3 weeks in sub-zero weather.

7. Get kidnapped by the Cuban government while vacationing in Cuba

8. Get locked out of my dorm room twice a day.

9. Read The Odyssey by Homer 6 times in a row.

10. Get stranded in Alaska for 3 months

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2. Ramp and a Lamp

3. Hooters and Shooters

4. Sherlock and Woodstock

5. Spaghetti and a Yeti

6. Whale and snail

7. Ladder and Bladder

8. Rake and Snake

9. Jam and Ham

10. Pig and a Twig

11. Banana and Nana

12. Dairy and Fairy

13. Hibachi and Versace

14. Trash bag and American Flag

15. Gumball Machine and American Dream

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A long over due thank you note to my greatest passion.

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1. "Big Pimpin'" - Jay-Z ft. UGK

2. "Mr. Brightside" - The Killers

3. "Lose Yourself" - Eminem

4. "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) - Toby Keith

5. "Drop It Like It's Hot" - Snoop Dogg ft. Pharrell Williams

6. "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" - Green Day

7. "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" - Panic! At The Disco

8. "Semi-Charmed Life" - Third Eye Blind

9. "Baby Got Back" - Sir Mix A Lot

10. "Get Low" - Lil Jon ft. Ying Yang Twinz

11. "Check Yes Or No" - George Strait

12. "Ride Wit Me" - Nelly

13. "Pony" - Ginuwine

14. "Cleanin' Out My Closet" - Eminem

15. "Gangstas Paradise" - Coolio

16. "It Was A Good Day" - Ice Cube

17. "What's Your Fantasy" - Ludacris

18. "Everybody (Backstreets Back)" - Backstreet Boys

19. "Misery Business" - Paramore

20. "Steal My Sunshine" - Len

21. "Fly" - Sugar Ray

22. "Song 2" - Blur

23. "Buddy Holly" - Weezer

24. "No Rain" - Blind Melon

25. "99 Problems" - Jay-Z

Appreciation for some of life's most discredited pleasures.

1. Sun showers

2. Smiles

3. Tight hugs

4. Discovering new foods you like.

5. Laying in bed after a long day.

6. And being completely relaxed

7. "This reminded me of you"

8. Breakfast foods

9. Over-sized clothes

10. Contagious laughs

11. Car rides with that one person

12. Random (I miss you/ I love you) texts

13. The city at night

14. Surprises

15. Blanket cocoons

16. Good hair days

17. Really good coffee

18. Days where you're in a good mood naturally and for no particular reason

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