I hate the way I stay up late
And the way I have to study
I hate the way teachers grade
I hate how I have no money.
I hate living in a tiny dorm
And the room I have to share
I hate the cafeteria food
I hate how the squirrels don't scare.
I hate the way I eat unhealthy
I hate it when bar lines are long
I hate how the Wifi is always slow
Even worse when my password is wrong.
I hate the way that dating works
And the fact that boys never call
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate college
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.