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11 Things You Do Before Moving On As Told By Kris Jenner

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11 Things You Do Before Moving On As Told By Kris Jenner
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Hello. If you're reading this I am assuming that you at one point have been heartbroken like the rest of us, including Kris Jenner. Whether you've already moved on, or you are in the process, take a look and see if you relate to any of these phases. Ready?


1. Like all relationships, it all comes to an end when one is wrongfully left and neglected.

The first emotion we all feel, of course, is hurt and pain. There's the first phase of being sad and obsessing over that person. You just can't believe you were played yet again.

2. In the second phase you're still hurt & sad, but now you're ANGRY.

It's a very sensitive time for anyone in this phase because all you can think of is how to terminate the person who hurt you.

3. This is the part where your friends intervene because they sure as hell aren't going to let you suffer.

So, the girls get ready for a girls night out.


4. During Phase 4: You do you hair & makeup and put on your favorite outfit.

You make sure to look good on all social media because the goal is to show him what he's missing out on.

5. You go out Friday night.

6. Saturday Night...

7. Sunday, your plan worked so well all weekend you guys are even texting again.

Your friends told you not to but after all, he was your boo right?

8. You wait... and just hope for the best, thinking everything will go back to normal.

9. Unfortunately, because you're stubborn and you don't listen to your friends, you had to learn the hard way he's not changing and you get hurt all over again.


10. However, in this second breakdown instead of becoming angry, you start to realize who the hell you are.

You remember your self-worth.

11. You've moved on at this point and don't care anymore.

Takes a little bit of remembrance of everything you value and how you're surrounded by people who love you. Eventually you forget. You don't even remember what is behind you because you're driving on a new road to new and better things !!!

Please share & tag friends if you found this relatable or had a good laugh !! Also, don't forget: '

~~~~~ Life is good, love yourself a little more today ~~~~~~~

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