1. Never just set one alarm. I have at least one every five minutes. (Sorry, roommates).
2. Don't sit at the swimmer's table. Or walk behind it. Or look at it.
3. Do NOT wear a lanyard around your neck. You will be judged. (I don't make the rules, I just follow them).
4. Accidents happen, but if you drop a dish at Convo, many people will clap...and point.
5. Please don't pack your 34 pairs of shoes, 15 sweaters and 7 crates! Ain't nobody got room for that.
6. Try not to get to class super early.