Acne is basically the Nathan Riggs of your face (Hey, Grey's fans) - super annoying, won't go away, and comes and goes only as it pleases. It just makes life even more of a struggle.

1. "Maybe you should stop wearing makeup."

Well... The reason I'm wearing makeup... Is because of my acne... So...

2. "Just wash your face."

Yeah, I'll just ignore the 17 face-washes, lotions, and freakin' magic spells I do every night to at least TRY to fix my face.

3. "Well, wash it more."

Take a few steps back before I sucker-punch you in the face.

4. "Oh my GOSH I have a PIMPLE."

I literally see nothing on your face. At least nothing compared to mine.

5. "No one even cares."

BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I THINK.

6. "I found this remedy online!"

Probably already tried it. Probably didn't work.

7. "It's even NATURAL!!!"

Honey, my skin needs something beyond organic coconut oil face masks.

8. "Have you tried a dermatologist?"

Will you give me the money?

9. "......Proactiv"

NO. STOP.

10. "Stop eating chocolate."

It has been proven that chocolate does NOT cause acne. Let me be!