A few months ago, I saw my high school, The Bronx High School of Science, on the front page of the NY Daily News with the headline "Put your nerds up! Bronx Science HS nerds in secret fight club". The story was on an underground fight club that was apparently conspired by some students. Things that would only happen at Bronx Science, am I right?
It's been three years since I graduated, and this ridiculous article reminded me of all the good "nerdy" times I had there. I think every Bronx Science graduate still remembers and misses these 10 things:
1. When you get called a role model student by the sweet and sassy librarian
2. Our amazing football team that's never been defeated
...because we don't have a football team.
3. Having the best commencement speakers
4. Bronx Science Confessions
5. The ~classy~ dining options
Throwback to when my diet consisted of 50 cent taquitos and free bananas from Ned's.
6. The mass of seagulls that would go apeshit if you dropped a fry on the ground.
7. Spork Wars
I don't think you know how hard it was to explain to my friends at other schools why I had multiple stab wounds from decorated plastic utensils.
8. The super long commutes because Bronx Science is literally in the middle of nowhere,
Although I shouldn't complain too much, because I was a Vallo princess.
9. The anxiety you'd get every time you checked Snapgrades.
If she calls it Jupitergrades, she's too young for you.