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10 Terrible Jokes So Bad They Will Make You Laugh

Need a good laugh from a terrible joke? Check out these ten bad jokes, one is guaranteed to make you giggle.

Nov 20, 2016

Bel Air, Maryland

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10 Terrible Jokes So Bad They Will Make You Laugh

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Need a good laugh? So stressed out over school, work, or your family coming in town for the holidays? This is the article for you; a good joke can make anyone laugh. A terrible joke can sometimes make you laugh harder. Enjoy these terrible jokes you may or may not have already heard, but will definitely make you giggle a little.

1. What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Pork Chop.

2. Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Because they are always stuffed.

3. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A Gummy bear.

4. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

Quack, Quack.

5. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef.

6. Do you want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind it’s too cheesy.

7. Why don’t the monkeys play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

8. What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato when they were crossing the street?

C’mon Son, Ketchup!

9. What does an angry pepper do?

Gets Jalapeño Face.

10. Two Chips

This joke is me and my sisters favorite video, it's a must watch!

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