It is right around the time that sleep deprivation kicks into over-drive (aka finals week) that the filter in my brain known as "reality and social norms" decides to go on vacation. During its relaxing break, the entities known as "Strange Thoughts" suddenly being to spawn, and like any middle-school student can tell you, when the teacher doesn't show up, chaos ensues. Instead of attempting to hold these down however, I've decided to share a few with you.

I apologize beforehand...

1. If a prison warden breaks the law, does he have to go to his own jail?

2. If caffeine is a drug, why can't we call out DARE officer who showed up at our elementary school's with a cup of coffee?

3. If you're born on the U.S. Canadian border and your parents have dual citizenship, what are you?

4. If a kid wins a bunch of money and purchases the land his home is on, does "my house, my rules" still apply

5. If "sleep is for the weak" and people say they'll "sleep when their dead", why are zombies so terrifying?

6. [To Hipsters] If a mainstream band goes underground, do you get ultra points for saying you liked them "after they were big" ?

7. If their are child-stars, do elderly-stars exist too?

8. If oil comes from the remnants of dinosaurs, will the species of the future use us to fill up their gas tank?

9. Since kids have internet now, is "The Talk" still a thing?

10. How weird does an article have to to get kicked off of The Odyssey?

[A note from the editor] Keep trying!