Winter brings winter storms; some are minor, others are Storm Jonas. Straight from Bikini Bottom, Spongebob and his crew are ready to tell you all about what to expect.
1. Discovery:
You learn that there are mountains of snow, sleet and ice headed your way. The excitement and shock sets in very quickly.
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2. Preparation:
You go to the grocery store and buy milk and bread. Upon arrival, you discover that the store is completely out of both of those things.
3. Planning:
Is is worth walking to the bar? Or to the store? Or to Taco Bell at 2 a.m.?
4. Occurrence:
The snow storm actually hits, and it's so pretty at first, but your car is completely stuck, and none of your friends want to ruin their new booties in the mess. So, you resort to Netflix.
5. Laziness/Relaxation:
You're finally able to sit on the couch for hours on end and relax.
6. Realization:
The snow is overtaking your car at this point, and you're glad you have that bottle of wine stashed away because it's gonna be a long night.
7. Boredom:
You're still snowed in, you've watched all of your favorite movies and finished your show on Netflix, now what?!
8. Acceptance:
You are going to be snowed in all weekend, so you bundle up, grab your favorite sled and hit the parking lots.
9. In Love:
The snow is so great, and the fact that classes are canceled makes it even greater. Why not use the snow as a cooler while you're at it?
10. Slushy mess:
You're stuck inside again because the snow has turned into this nasty brown slushy mess, and it's just not worth it.
11. Withdrawals:
The snow has melted away for the most part, and you're desperately looking forward to the next mountain of snow headed your way.
