Spring semester is finally here and with it comes beautiful weather and outdoor festivities. Whether you call it a dage or a darty (but let's be real, it’s a dage), everyone’s favorite season is finally here. You can finally escape those gross fraternity basements and enjoy nice outdoor weather. Prepare your sundresses ladies, and for the males, the typical Vineyard Vines frat boy look will suffice. Here are the stages of a dage that I’m sure most have experienced:
1. You go and get breakfast.
2. You pregame with your friends.
3. You find out that the dage is at your favorite fraternity.
4. You get there and see everyone you know.
5. They’re playing '90s music.
Dages are notorious for playing your favorite '90s classics. You’re bound to hear Blink 182 or Yellow Card at some point.
6. There are people on the roof.
7. Someone probably broke the pong table.
8. You decide to take a power nap.
9. You end up sleeping through the whole night and never make it out again.
Who were you kidding? You were never going to make it to the night party. It’s okay; it’s the thought that counts.
10. You wake up in the morning and wish you could do it all over again.
You wish you could relive the day, but you unfortunately have to wait for next weekend to do it all over again.
Dages are clearly the best part of the year. They’re the number one thing you look forward to in the spring semester. Even though the stages of a dage have highs and lows, it’s totally worth it for the experience.