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10 SpongeBob Jokes You Didn't Get As A Kid

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10 SpongeBob Jokes You Didn't Get As A Kid
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If you were like me, a lot of your childhood revolved around watching episode after episode of your favorite cartoons, like Kim Possible, Pokémon, and the mother of all children’s shows, SpongeBob SquarePants. Ah SpongeBob, the cutest little sea sponge to ever grace our televisions; you remember all the laughs you had watching his misadventures with Patrick Star and Squidward Tentacles, but you might not recall these cleverly disguised jokes thrown in every now and then. I guess something has to keep moms and dads entertained while they supervise their little ones…

1. Come Again?

"Angelic form, amazing detail, perfect censorship!" Points for honesty, art critic guy. Apparently SpongeBob has quite the knack for art; one of his other pieces from this show got awarded "Bold and Brash", while poor Squidward got "Belongs in the Trash". Ouch.

2. When Mr. Krabs Tried Out Bullet Bras

"At least it's underwire." Amen, Mr. Krabs, but a word of advice: keep the Madonna look in the 80's where it belongs.

3. A Question Of Biology

Now, this one isn't exactly inappropriate per say, but I definitely didn't get the joke when I was younger. I did however, notice that SpongeBob looks fabulous in that hat, and Patrick cleans up nicely!

4. I See What You Did There

Really, Nickelodeon?

5. Ooh, Doubloons!

Is this SpongeBob or Prison Break?

6. Just A Casual Prostitution Joke

"I swear, it's not what it looks like!" Sure, Patrick, I'll totally believe your story about a can of 'invisible spray' from the sketchy prank store.

7. Be Assertive, Not INsertive!

*Beep Beep*

8. That's Just Gross

I don't think I'd touch that cake if I were you.

9. Patrick, Your Genius Is Showing

Ha. It's ironic because Patrick is dumb...wait, that's not the joke?

10. Whatcha' Watching, SpongeBob?

This can't be real.

Surprised at what you see? Revisit your favorite childhood shows and see if there's anything you might have missed as a kid, you might be shocked (especially if you watched Rocko's Modern Life; that show was freaky)!

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