1. Your feet are covered in callouses

There's nothing quite as terrible as a soccer player's feet.

2. Getting nutmegged is the most embarrassing thing in the world.

How did that even happen?

3. You own at least two of these gallon jugs

A regular sized water bottle just won't do.

4. You own every color of prewrap.

Easily the best non-slip headbands.

5. You stay in hotels every weekend

The Holiday Inn is basically your second home.

6. Shinguard tans. Enough said.

There's no use in trying to get rid of them, they're here to stay.

7. You have to tape up at least one injury before games

And so do your teammates, so it's a race to see who can get to the trainer first.

8. You can name more than three teammates who have torn their ACL

Why is this so common!?!

9. She's The Man never gets old

What's better than a soccer themed comedy?

10. Your teammates are your family

And you wouldn't trade this game for the world.