I'm sure by now we've all heard that Donald Trump was forced to apologize this last Friday. A recent video revealed that over a decade ago, he made a few statements about women that people don't quite like. He's said various other controversial things at rallies, interviews, and even on live television. In this 90 second "Apology", you can clearly see that he's reading from a cue card, behind the camera, but what strikes me as odd is the fact that Trump quickly pivoted to an attack on the Clintons. Yes, there is a lot of things that should be discussed and not pushed to the side, but if you're going to give your apologies, then don't use this as a chance to push your own agenda by raising Bill Clinton's sex scandals and Hillary Clinton's role in shaming and downplaying women who had affairs with her husband.
Here are 10 things I believe to be a lot more sincere than this "Apology".
1. The "I can't believe it's not butter" commercial.
2. Trump University. (Just kidding)
3. Water directly from the pipes of Flint, Michigan.
4. Tim Cook when he said Apple removed the headphone jack because its "old technology".
5. The Terms and Conditions.
6. A drink handed to you by Bill Cosby.
7. Congress. (Kidding)
8. A battery inside a Galaxy Note 7.
9. Oatmeal raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies.
10. College letters that start with "dear" instead of "congratulations".
His statement(Direct Link): https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/784609194234306560