1. You’ve perfected walking backwards
Fondly referred to as “the tour guide walk”, walking backwards is essential when leading a group around campus. This way you still lead your group where they need to go, and can point out important spots on campus. When out of orientation season, you find yourself walking backwards in front of a group of friends to hold a conversation; all the while dodging others walking towards you like a pro.
2. You don’t need a microphone to get attention
This is perfect for the people who have been yelled at by teachers to “lower their voices” or told “I could hear you from down the hall” by anyone. When you’re leading a group of 20+ students, it’s important to have their attention. You may get asked if you’re wearing a clip-on microphone and the answer is always no.
3. You LOVE icebreakers and fun facts
Students aren’t participating? Time for an icebreaker (try "All My Neighbors"). Want to get to know someone better? Hit them with an absurd fun fact (mine is that I have small pinky toes). Bored at a party? Demand that everyone circle up and play "Mafia."
4. Knowing EXACTLY how to respond to the dreaded “how are the parties” question
“In college you make your own fun.” And then scare the crap out of them with drug and alcohol policies/disciplinary process on campus.
5. You take style cues from Jake from State Farm
Uhh… Khakis.
6. Being recognized on campus in the fall like a local celeb
Making your way downtown, walking fast, faces pass and they recognize you as an OL. You’re an on campus celebrity. *Struts Stuff*
7. You Can’t Stop the Beat
Anytime you hear a song from your morning energizer/flash mob/any performance you did during orientation you’ll automatically drop everything and dance.
8. Your staff become your favorite humans
There is no better family than an orientation family. The staff is the best group of people you’ll meet. After spending hours, days, weeks together you’ll know one another inside out. And even though you should catch up on sleep during off days, you’ll most likely be up until 3 a.m. playing "Cards Against Humanity" or watching "Mulan".
9. Making Connections
Connecting with your students and watching your students connect with each other is the BEST feeling ever. Orientation is a place where students can find a roommate and even start lifelong friendships. But don’t forget: as much as you want to, you won’t always connect with everyone; and that’s OK.
10. You know it’s the best job you’ll ever have
Being an orientation leader is one of the most rewarding jobs you will ever have. You increase leadership skills, positively start off someone’s college experience, meet new people, and basically just have a month of fun. As an orientation leader you can embrace your quirks, be as loud as possible, and be your true self! Your time as an orientation leader is something you’ll look back on and smile, laugh, and cry about.
