Since June is now a distant memory, it's only fitting that we evaluate if we've really spending our days exquisitely, and not too expensively.
1. Venmo has become your main stream of social interaction.
The function isn't lit unless all the attendees are passing around their phones excessively to enter your Venmo usernames for more party favors.
2. Your Snapchat memories include the following:
Girls falling from elevated places, guys getting bitch cup or selfies you take when you receive that false sense of confidence at 1am.
3. You have called off your summer job - twice.
Everyone is on their summer grind of course but only the strongest individual can rally after 4 hours of sleep and begin to function professionally.
4. Your laundry is kicking your ass.
All your favorite t-shirts & shorts combinations are dirty, and all your clean clothes are not to be worn in public. What do you do? Do. your. damn. laundry. silly.5. You've lost your Juul - in your own house.
There is nothing more aggravating than ruining your entire bedroom and your backseat for the most essential plus one anywhere you go.
6. Your parents see you twice a week.
As much as you love your family and the eerie of silence that is your home, not being home for 20+ hours a day is not a bad idea.
7. You've spent more time outside than on your phone.
Honestly, the best memories are the ones you don't even get a chance to Snapchat to all your streaks.
8. You have subconsciously created a clique.
After spending so much time & money together, your late-night ralliers have become more like your second family.
9. Your cancelled plans are a jump-start to a fun night.
Someone has work & someone else has to go on a date tonight, what do you do? Invite more people, make bigger plans & better memories with people who's availability is more flexible.
10. July is expected to be a fucking movie in the making.
One month down, one to go.
Who will win Summer of 2018?
Get back to me and let me know.