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10 Signs You Know You're A Crazy Cat Lady

Just admit it, you'll feel so much better.

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10 Signs You Know You're A Crazy Cat Lady

Do you ever find yourself watching cat videos over homework, watching your friends roll their eyes every time you show them pictures or just start talking about your own cat, or even have a room, photo album, or a small shrine dedicated to cats? Well, if you related to at least one of those statements, congrats! You're a cat lady! No matter how much you deny it, you are one. There is no escaping it. As a proud cat lady, I am here to help you through this difficult confusing time.

1. You skip homework to watch cat videos.

We've all been there. You have an intense and stressful study 'sesh' and you just need a five minute break. But sometimes that five minute break turns into a two hour cat video marathon. It’s OK to admit you have a problem, they’re too cute to resist.

2. You're constantly find a way to talk about them.


Your group of friends are probably so sick of your feline talk. All you want to do is share you love for cats and your obsession with kittens. You can’t help yourself, it’s all you think about.


3. You post stuff about them on social media.


I know you promised yourself you wouldn't be "those" people on social media, but everyone has their time of weakness. Yours just happens to be every other day.


4. Your room/office consists of cat memorabilia.


Everywhere you go, cats! Everywhere you sit, Cats! with this obsession you can't escape it.


5. You have intense discussions/arguments with people who claim "dogs are better."


You may lose some friends over it, but that won't stop you from standing your ground! #cats4life

6. Your local shelter is your home away from home.

You know you have a problem when the vets and you are on a first name basis. Oh, not as your real name, as "the girl who always comes in and pets the cats and were convinced she might steal one soon."

7. You have cats on every article of clothing.


At this point you really don't care if you get made fun of. You take pride in your little fixation.

8. You cry every time a ASPCA commercial comes on.


After these commercials, you just want to adopt all of the worlds cats! Those little eyes catch you every time.

9. You wonder what your cats are doing every time you're not home.


If you're at work, at school, or just hanging with friends, you're wondering always wondering what they're up to. For all you know, they could be throwing a party or plotting your murder.

10. You have cats.


It's just that simple. Once you got one, you're hooked! Listen, having a cat is one of the most exciting and fun things. Some people believe a diamond is a girl's best friend, but a cat is a girl's best friend.

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