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10 Signs You Are A Savage

Do these sound like you?

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Webster's dictionary defines “savage” as not domesticated or under human control or lacking the restraints normal to civilized human beings.

Does this sound like you? If so, you may in fact have the savage gene.

Here are 10 telltale signs that will help you identify yourself as a savage.

1. Your sass level is about "3 hunned"

2. You have an opinion on everything -- and you are not afraid to voice it

Oh, and about the validity of your opinion? See #8.

3. Kanye West + Donald Trump = Your confidence level

4. Insulting is your favorite hobby

You love to have fun! By making fun of other people.

5. You tell your Tinder matches to meet you at a club, then go to a different club

This is a classic savage move.

6. You leave your read receipts on

And you don't ever reply.

7. You show no emotion


Are you happy? Mad? On the verge of tears? We would never know because as a savage, you constantly maintain a judgemental glare.

8. You're not wrong. Like, ever. Just ask you

Did you get a C on your midterm? You don't care at all. Your professor is a fool and clearly messed up while grading your paper. Luckily as a savage, you don't need straight A's to know that you are a genius.

9. You compliment yourself more than you do others

10. Your backpack is full of all the "cares" you will never give

And you know what I mean by "cares."

If any or all of these sound like you, I suggest you see a doctor. This is merely a list of the side effects of being a savage, and true savagery can only be diagnosed by a trained professional.

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