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10 Signs You Are "Mom"

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Katie Wood

Aug 09, 2016

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Every friend group has a "group mom," and chances are if you can't identify the group mom then it's you. Don't be sad though! Being the group mom isn't all bad. You always have the best snacks, you can get a stain out of anything, and when you actually go out and get crazy you get to shock everyone. So go ahead. Own it and be #momgoals.

1. You are always the first one in bed

I'm sorry you guys but sometimes you just have to put your sleep first. I can't be throwing of my circadian rhythms with your wild antics. In fact, I've been known to catch some zzz's at the occasional party.

2. Your friends always expect you to know directions, instructions, etc.

"Hey, how do we get to that restaurant that I like?" "Wait! I thought you were navigating!" These are just everyday occurrences in your life.

3. Your cooking and cleaning skills are on point

Someone stained the carpet with red wine? A little club soda will get that right out. Everyone is hungry and incapable of making pasta? I got it.

4. "Be safe" is basically your motto

You often end up treating your friends like your children, and you would never want anything to happen to them. Therefore you expect only responsible decisions and positive results from them.

5. If someone talks about your friends you can get passive-aggressive real fast

You may be the chillest one at the party but you can get Britney circa 2007 when someone starts talking poorly about your besties.

6. You regularly leave early to make it home in time for your shows

Sorry guys, I gotta get home, it's Bachelor Monday. God forbid I have to record it and watch it tomorrow.

7. You're the one yelling at your friends when they're making bad decisions

I mean someone has to look out for those idiots...

8. You're always prepared

Sunscreen? Bug spray? Floss? Don't worry. I got you.

9. You're always the hardest to crack when it comes to significant others

As the group mom you are responsible for being the toughest critic when it comes to significant others. People value your opinion because they know you would never lie to them.

10. You are #momgoals

Let's be honest. Throughout all of your most mom-ish tendencies you're the coolest mom on the block. So just remember that you are the definition of #momgoals.

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10 Signs You Are "Mom"

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1. You are always the first one in bed

2. Your friends always expect you to know directions, instructions, etc.

3. Your cooking and cleaning skills are on point

4. "Be safe" is basically your motto

5. If someone talks about your friends you can get passive-aggressive real fast

6. You regularly leave early to make it home in time for your shows

7. You're the one yelling at your friends when they're making bad decisions

8. You're always prepared

9. You're always the hardest to crack when it comes to significant others

10. You are #momgoals

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There are plenty of obstacles that come when taking care of kids, but it's a very rewarding experience.

1. You get excited when the parents purchase season passes to the pool.

2. You've become friends with the stay-at-home moms in town.

3. You get a chance to eat "kid foods" again.

4. You've traded in your cute purse for a large tote bag.

5. You have at least one car seat in your backseat.

6. Their nap time is your happy time.

7. Lunch time can be a disaster.

8. You have to play the same board games repeatedly.

9. You catch yourself using the same lines your parents once told you.

10. Your "mom-mode" kicks in at times.

11. Your heart melts a little when they do something cute.

You'll never find any souvenirs with your name on it

1. You know you are up next when the teacher pauses while taking attendance

2. When “I’m going to do my very best to make sure I know all your names” is said, it may or may be an empty promise

3. “Wow! That sounds so cool! Where is your family from?”

4. You dread when people ask you to repeat your name over and over because it “sounds so cool when you say it”

5. There’s a 50/50 chance that your name will come back either correct or incorrect at Starbucks

6. People try to find shorter, easier nicknames for you instead of calling you by your actual name

7. When someone famous or fictional character shares your name, you get so happy

8. “What’s your name?” “It’s [name]” “I’m sorry, what was it again?”

9. You’ve pretty much seen every misspelling and heard every mispronunciation of your name throughout your life

10. When you find another person with an “ethnic” sounding name, you both get excited

11. Despite the struggles, your name is pretty unique… just like you

Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

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1. “Oh, so you/your family are immigrants!”

2. “Is Puerto Rico near Mexico?”

3. “Do you speak Puerto Rican?”

4. “You look too light/dark to be Puerto Rican.”

5. “Do I need my passport to go to Puerto Rico?”

6. “Geez, you are obsessed with your flag. We get it, you’re Puerto Rican.”

7. “Why are you so loud?”

8. “So does your family know English?”

9. “Oh my god, Puerto Ricans are so spicy.”

10. “So did you eat a lot of tacos?”

11. “Are you Mexican?”

Love hard, every day, and never be ashamed.

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