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10 Signs You Are "Mom"

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Every friend group has a "group mom," and chances are if you can't identify the group mom then it's you. Don't be sad though! Being the group mom isn't all bad. You always have the best snacks, you can get a stain out of anything, and when you actually go out and get crazy you get to shock everyone. So go ahead. Own it and be #momgoals.

1. You are always the first one in bed

I'm sorry you guys but sometimes you just have to put your sleep first. I can't be throwing of my circadian rhythms with your wild antics. In fact, I've been known to catch some zzz's at the occasional party.

2. Your friends always expect you to know directions, instructions, etc.

"Hey, how do we get to that restaurant that I like?" "Wait! I thought you were navigating!" These are just everyday occurrences in your life.

3. Your cooking and cleaning skills are on point

Someone stained the carpet with red wine? A little club soda will get that right out. Everyone is hungry and incapable of making pasta? I got it.

4. "Be safe" is basically your motto

You often end up treating your friends like your children, and you would never want anything to happen to them. Therefore you expect only responsible decisions and positive results from them.

5. If someone talks about your friends you can get passive-aggressive real fast

You may be the chillest one at the party but you can get Britney circa 2007 when someone starts talking poorly about your besties.

6. You regularly leave early to make it home in time for your shows

Sorry guys, I gotta get home, it's Bachelor Monday. God forbid I have to record it and watch it tomorrow.

7. You're the one yelling at your friends when they're making bad decisions

I mean someone has to look out for those idiots...

8. You're always prepared

Sunscreen? Bug spray? Floss? Don't worry. I got you.

9. You're always the hardest to crack when it comes to significant others

As the group mom you are responsible for being the toughest critic when it comes to significant others. People value your opinion because they know you would never lie to them.

10. You are #momgoals

Let's be honest. Throughout all of your most mom-ish tendencies you're the coolest mom on the block. So just remember that you are the definition of #momgoals.


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