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10 Signs You Are Liz Lemon

Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more.

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Do you like food, sleep, and staying in? Congrats, you might be Liz Lemon. Throughout the NBC show "30 Rock," Tina Fey played perhaps one of my favorite characters ever: Liz Lemon. "Lemon" as all her coworkers call her is the head writer for a skit show at NBC and exhibits lots of qualities that us common folk can definitely relate to. After watch roughly 10 episodes of "30 Rock," I had the realization that every person has some Lemon in them, or in my case I basically am her. Here are some tell-tale signs that you to are Liz Lemon.

1. She understands how you feel about exercising.

Push-ups are literally the worst, and Liz Lemon understands your hatred for them.

2. She completely gets your undying love for all foods, but mainly pizza.

You're lying to yourself if your saying you don't want to go try this now. Just remember: every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

3. Your response when asked about your life or yourself are basically the same.

Lemon knows she isn't perfect, but she embraces it.

4. Usually when you try to give someone advice, it sounds like this.

Yes, of course it's acceptable to give somebody life advice based on a computer game. You're just doing the best you can.

5. This sounds like something you would actually say at the bar.

First off, it literally takes you until a guy walks away that he might have for some reason flirting with you. Secondly, mozzarella sticks are undoubtedly the best appetizer to have ever been created.

6. Your New Year's Resolution might sound a little something like this.

This seems like a perfectly acceptable resolution because let's be honest, most people suck and your couch and Netflix never let you down.

7. When somebody miraculously hits on your, you don't know how to react.

Wait, you're actually talking to me? Is this a joke? I know we're not in elementary school but this has to be some kind of dare.

8. Whenever you see a hoard of teenagers walking around, your response is probably this.

You are definitely the kind of person who will go to the 18 and over movie theater just so you can avoid screaming children and teenagers trying to sneak into rated R movies.

9. As far as your priorities go, food trumps guys every time.

The only reason to actually go on a date is to get your meal paid for, but why suffer all the small talk and worrying about if you have food on your face or in your teeth when you could devour a sandwich by yourself.'

10. You're eyes are constantly moving in circles because people just suck.

The only reason you aren't constantly rolling your eyes is so they don't get stuck because if they did, you couldn't roll your eyes anymore.

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