Sure, we would all like to pretend we are the brave-yet-illusive Simba or the zany and wise Rafiki, but, if we are completely honest with ourselves, we know that we are really Scar, the shady, cynical, diva of the group.

Still have your doubts? Well, read on, my friend. Read on.

1. You get a LITTLE angry when someone steals your food

Okay, you may have over-reacted in the heat of the moment, but this is food we're talking about, here! If you steal my fries or take my leftovers without asking, that is basically a formal declaration of war. Just be warned.

2. You may not be the BEST with children

Sometimes it is just really hard to try and match their enthusiasm at all times. I mean, come on! They have enough energy for a caffeinated squirrel on speed. Now, if only we could find a way to siphon some of their energy out of them and into us, it would be a win-win!

3. Your patience does not extend to adults

You don't mean to be so judgmental - it just happens! And there is only so much weird you can handle before all your pent-up shade starts leaking out.

4. Your inner diva sneaks out whenever someone questions your life choices

Okay, so you may not be living your life perfectly. Maybe you don't exactly get three square meals a day and have time for socializing andexercise , but that is okay! You are the queen (or king) of your life. Go bask in the light of your own fabulous glory.

5. You are really feeling yourself some days

You wake up in the morning, put some wings on your eyes and a flick in your brow and you are ready to take on the town. Bow down, peasants. You are here to #slay!

6. You have been known to ghost on plans to stay home in bed

Hanging out and putting on a smiley face when all you want to do is sleep is already exhausting. And let's be honest - sometimes the plans you made a week ago just don't seem that great the night of. You know Netflix will always be #1.

7. You are not to be crossed in the mornings

You take "not a morning person" to a whole new level. Small children run screaming when they see you coming. Doors slam shut, windows close. And all who have made the mistake of greeting you in an all-too-chipper voice have seen your wrath. They all learn.

8. Your shade is on pointe

You have perfected the art of winning every argument and leaving the ones you don't win in style. You basically invented the shady mic drop.

9. You have an excuse to get out of anything

Some call it lying, others call it being rude, but you just call it getting by. You don't mean to be cruel, but some people just can't take a hint. You just don't want to go to their niece's cousin's brother's Bar Mitzvah party next week. Plain and simple.

10. Your sarcasm game is almost TOO strong

Sometimes it is even hard for you to tell when you are being serious or not. But regardless, you have perfected the art of sarcasm and witty one-liners. You are basically the person all your nice friends look to as dark and mysterious inspiration. And what can you say? Some people are just born with it.

So go out there, my little divas, and slay the world! One dramatic exit at a time!