With internships and summer jobs winding down, there are only mere weeks left before the school year begins. Unlike when we were in high school and we dreaded the first day of a new school year, most of us have been counting down the days until college move in since we moved out. Here are 10 signs that you are ready to go back to school.
1. You’ve started to treat your younger siblings like pledges because you can’t wait for recruitment to start.
2. You started packing even though you don’t leave for another three weeks.
3. Everyone in your group text is already planning the first-night-back pregame. Who is getting the chaser? Where are we pregaming? What frat do we want to go to first?
4. You miss tailgating so much that you start making excuses to do it. Family barbecues, lunch with your friends or Grandma’s birthday. Nothing says Happy 80th Granny like shot-gunning a beer with her.
5. You fill up large Ziploc bags with expensive wine so you can slap the bag.
6. You chug your parents' Grey Goose from the bottle, pretend it’s the really cheap vodka you drink at school and chase it with a sugary orange soda, also straight from the bottle.
7. At the slightest sound of music, you immediately find the nearest elevated surface to dance on.
8. You miss doing walks of shame (or strides of pride).
9. You really miss getting hyped for your school’s sports, so you go to your little siblings’ games dressed head-to-toe in their colors and scream at the 10-year-olds.
10. You have already started to text last semester's hook up so you can lock down a guaranteed welcome-back-to-college hookup.