10 Signs You're Obsessed With Your Dog | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

10 Signs You're Obsessed With Your Dog

Man's best friend, leveled up.

38
10 Signs You're Obsessed With Your Dog
Jordan Weiser

Everybody loves their dog, but some people take it above and beyond the call of duty - we're obsessed! Our dogs are our pride and joy, and we make sure everyone knows it. Here are 10 signs that you might be obsessed with your four-legged friend.

You treat them like a human child.

Throwing them birthday parties, cradling them like a baby, and capturing their cutest moments on camera are completely normal. Why WOULDN'T you do all these things for your precious angel?

You leave your house at least five minutes later than you originally planned because you got caught up in telling them goodbye.

A basic "Bye, sweetie!" is not gonna cut it. Every time you end up holding them, telling them you love them and that you'll be back soon. Your baby deserves a thorough goodbye, and running a few minutes behind is worth it for them.

You genuinely miss them if you're gone for more than an hour or two.

Maybe you're at work or maybe you're spending time with friends and family, but you can't help but miss your baby when you're away.

You could spend an entire day just looking at them.

Seriously, how did they get SOOOOO CUTE?!?

You make other people admire how precious they are.

You've posted a million pictures of them on social media, and you have a million more on your phone at the ready if someone starts talking about dogs. I even catch myself telling my parents to "Look at Ruby! Look how precious she's being right now!" at least 10 times a day.

You get offended when people try to say that their dog is cuter than yours.

I'm not saying your dog isn't cute, but comparing your dog to mine is just sad. You will never convince me that my dog is anything less than the epitome of cuteness, so please don't try.

You're sad that they can't be there for important milestones in your life because they're, well, a dog.

You wanna share your life with your little buddy, but they can't exactly go to prom with you or see you graduate or things like that. But hey, people have started putting their dogs in their wedding parties, so anything is possible!

You feel so betrayed when they sit with someone else.

How dare they snuggle up to someone else? You give them all the love in your heart and then someone else gets all the glory? That's just wrong.

...but in reality you can't stay mad at them for longer than like 30 seconds.

They get that look on their face when they know they're in trouble that just melts your heart. It's a vicious cycle: get mad, forgive them, and go right back to cherishing them as if they didn't just poop on your bed.

They are truly your best friend.

The companionship of a dog is unlike that of any other pet. Your dog is your best buddy, and you're so glad they're a part of your life.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Relationships

10 Facts All People In A Large Family Can Confirm During The Holiday Season

The holiday season can be the best and most stressful time of the year, especially when more people are involved.

1936
kids jumping

The holidays are full of lights, sweets, sweaters, and your favorite movies. There's nothing quite like this period from the beginning of December through January. Christmas, Hanukkah, and New Years. The fun of it all.

I don't know about you but with my large Italian family something is always going on during this season. It can be the most wonderful time of the year while also being the most hectic. These are a few things you know if your family is anything like mine during this time.

Keep Reading...Show less
10 things that happen the second Thanksgiving is over
reference.com

To those who celebrate, you just spent an entire day cooking an elaborate meal with all of your favorite foods. You probably ate your body weight in pumpkin pie and mashed potatoes. What happens now? Oh yea, Christmas. It’s time to take out all of the decorations and Christmas themed things that have been sitting in the attic since last year; it’s time to make a reappearance. So, here are 10 things that happen the second Thanksgiving is over.

Keep Reading...Show less
Adulting

18 Things I Want To Do Now That I'm 18

I'm technically an adult, so I'm legally required to live a little, right?

4866
Happy Birthday Cake

For the entirety of my high school career, I was always seen as the goody-two-shoes. I never got in trouble with a teacher, I kept stellar grades, and when I wasn't doing extracurricular activities, I was at home studying. Even when I did go out, it was usually with a bunch of fellow band geeks. The night would end before 11:00 PM and the only controversial activity would be a fight based on who unfairly won a round of Apples-to-Apples when someone else clearly had a better card (I promise I'm not still holding a grudge).

Now that I'm officially an adult, I want to pursue some new things. I want to experience life in a way that I never allowed myself to do prior to entering college. These are the years that I'm supposed to embark on a journey of self-discovery, so what better way to do that than to create a bucket list?

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

10 Life Lessons from Christmas Classics

The holiday classics that shaped my life

2996
10 Life Lessons from Christmas Classics
Flickr

The holiday season is full of stress, debt, and forced conversation. While we rush through the month of December, it's important to take a step back and enjoy the moments before they're gone. Most families love to watch Christmas movies, but these beloved films provide more than entertainment. Here are 10 life lessons that I've learned from the holiday classics we watch every year.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

202397
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments