1. This is more normal...
...than this.
2. Smoking cigarettes with your professors/lecturers is totally normal.
3. The food in The University Center sucks, so you go on to whatever is right next to it: AKA fast food heaven.
4. Trying to explain what Devil Dawg's is to your friends at home.
5. Having self-esteem blows because you see girls with killer style like this on the daily.
6. "Why do we even need First Year Seminar?"
7. Loving your life because art school doesn't have real math/science like other big universities require you to take.
8. Knowing this quote does not apply to people at Columbia because everyone has their septum's pierced.
9. Doing this on Friday night...
...instead of this.
10. Let's face it; you all know your school is better than anyone else's.