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10 Shitty Things That Happen in the PNW Rain

It's really not how Hilary Duff describes it

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10 Shitty Things That Happen in the PNW Rain
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1. Forgetting your raincoat at home

It doesn't look that dreary outside so I can tough out the walk to class, right? WRONG. Just when you're far enough away from your dorm it's going to start pouring.

2. Not being able to use an Umbrella

A) It's far too windy and you will get blown over

B) People will make fun of you

3. The floor of your car is trashed

The mud and leaves that stick to your shoes never seem to leave.

4. When there's a hole in your boots that you forgot about or didn't notice

Yeah those fuzzy socks you're currently wearing will become a soggy mess. Goodbye warm toes.

5. Trying to check your phone while it's pouring

I can't see my fucking screen past these massive raindrops. WTF I'm just trying to check my Insta.

6. That one FAT raindrop that falls directly from the tree branch onto your head

Get ready for full body chills and a very cold scalp.

7. Your hood ALWAYS gets blown off your head

Gotta freeze your hand off so that your hair doesn't get soaked.

8.Seeing that one person that's always more prepared than you

God damn it, I bet they checked the weather app this morning.

9. Walking to a party in booty shorts and a crop top

You just HAD to look cute didn't you? So many regrets.

10. Telling yourself that this is what you wanted

Who likes the sun anyways? The rain is great I swear.

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