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​10 Sassy Last Minute Christmas Gifts

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Olivia Blizzard
Dec 21, 2016
Arizona State University
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​10 Sassy Last Minute Christmas Gifts
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The countdown is on. The snow is piling up. Christmas lights have been hung and tinsel is strung about the tree. Eager children grow in anticipation as the holiday season hype reaches it’s peak. And maybe you kind of dropped the ball this year. Check out these funky gifts and don’t forget to take advantage of that crazy amazon prime 2-day delivery!


1. Crabs Adjust Humidity:

If you have Cards Against Humanity, you’ll love this expansion pack. Think erotic pets meets your wildest imagination...

2. Dead Fred Pen Holder:

Jazz up your desk at work with this pen holder. It’s aggressive, expressive and functional. Perfect for your boss so they know exactly how you feel.

3. Nose Shaped Eyeglass Spectacle Holder Display:

This fresh sculpture will ensure that you never lose or scratch your glasses again. Those lips will make you pucker up!

4. Yin-Yang Mandala Tapestry:

This awesome tapestry will hypnotize you and add the perfect touch of balance as it features an intensely intricate yin yang in the center.

5. Winter Crochet Hat Fur Knit Wool Beanie:


This warm wool knit cap adorned with an adorable fur ball comes in lots of colors and will be sure to keep your ears warm.

6. Blue Q Socks:

These socks that perfectly describe your delicate feelings. Vibrant, colorful, comfy!

7. Tile Key and Phone Tracker:

Seriously guys, if you're as bad with your keys as I am you need Tile. Buy it for yourself and all your scatterbrained friends.

8. Lens kit for iPhone 6 / 6s/6Plus ,iOS &Android Smartphones:

For your photography obsessed loved ones try this cheap yet diverse pack of lenses that work on almost any smart phone.

9. Tune-Squad Jersey:

Throwing it back to space jam, y'all. Style this jersey in memoriam of one of our favorite old school movies. Feel free to rock a Jordan, Bugs, D.Duck, Lola jersey or any of the rest of the squad.

10. Dead Sea Mud Mask:

Take a load off with this amazing facial mask. Perfect for ladies or gents because honestly who doesn't want beautiful, fresh skin.

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