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10 Rules For Dating As Told by Dumb and Dumber

Dumb and Dumber shows us just how to crush a first date.

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Now we all know that first dates are hard. In today's society more often than not you saw them on a social media site, thought they were attractive, and 23 likes and 5 instant messages later you are out to dinner with a complete stranger. Well at this point you think that you know them, but as we all know from shows like Catfish... people are not necessarily truthful on social media. So, here are some how to tips on first dates as shown by Dumb and Dumber.

Rule #1: Pick Her Up

It is surprising how many guys have no idea that first dates are going to be more formal than maybe other dates that you go on. It is not just another day! It is the first time that you two will be either face-to-face or in a formal dating situation (if they were already your friend). So, this means that you need to pick her up. Now whether that means at her house, or from class, or whatever it does not matter. You go and get that girl and for the love of god...


Rule #2: Open Her Car Door

(This also goes for any other door throughout the night guys) Yes I know chivalry is almost dead, but there are still those of us who were beaten by our parents into understanding that a girl should be treated right and have her door open for her. Not saying that a strong, independent, woman cannot open her own door, but we should be there to show her that she is worth something. This little gesture will go a long way in the end to show her you like her.

Rule #3: Bring Flowers

Come on now, flowers at Food Lion are basically 8$ for a nice set of whatever the heck they are. Spend that extra money and bring her flowers. She has probably never had it done before and girls love flowers we all know that. Add those two together and you have a recipe for a good start to the evening.

Rule #4: PLAN

I am not talking about planning every little detail from what you are going to say all the way to where you are going to place your hands on the steering wheel. I am talking about putting effort into planning a nice night for someone you clearly feel something for... even if it is just physical at the moment. Think about things that she likes if you are familiar with her. If you are just not the planning type then maybe ask a friend or something like that. Having an idea in your head rather than asking "where do you want to go" is ten times more attractive to girls.

Rule #5: Dress Up

I am not saying suit and tie, but if you are into that go ahead. However, your date might feel a little uncomfortable if you are over dressed (depending on the situation). This goes a very long way for a girl that you cared enough to comb your hair and showered sometime within the past 24 hours. You don't even have to be the best looking guy (trust me), dressing up will get you where you need to go.

Rule #6: Be Yourself

This rule is mainly just for the people who try to be someone you are not to impress a girl. Trust me buddy if she is on the date with you then she already likes you so relax. You have one foot in the door already. This is a time for you to get to know each other for who you really are. So, if you try and be someone you are not... odds are she is not going to like you, because she already liked you enough to go on a date with you as yourself. Whether you are goofy and shy or loud and outgoing... Be yourself.

Rule #7: Pay

Yeah yeah, I realize it is 2017 and women are doing their own things and such, but as a man trying to connect with someone on a different level than just physical I will go out of my way to do that. Also, when you pay... don't be that guy and not tip the waiter. This shows that you were raised properly and that you have a good, responsible head on your shoulders.

Rule #8: Do Something Memorable

You don't want this date to be one of those monotonous things where you are just talking the whole time, you both go home, and pretty much forget everything that happened a couple months later. You want to do something, say something, or go somewhere that she and you will both remember for a long time (even if you guys don't work out). Now I am not talking about doing the How I met your mother "naked man", but I am talking about giving her a great compliment or taking her to a rooftop garage to watch a sunset or something like that. Don't be that boring guy that is not worth going out with for a second or a third time.

Rule #9: Don't Have Sex

This is more of a suggestion, but most of the time if a girl has sex with you after the first date then either she has done that before or you pressured her into it unknowingly (or knowingly). Both of these situation will lead to nowhere good. Now if you are looking for a friends with benefits or more of an open relationship type situation be my guest, but if you are looking for something serious I would hold off for a little bit (just from prior experiences).

Rule #10: Call Her The Next Day

I know calling is one of those things that is super overrated with texting and what not, but a call saying "I had a great time last night" or even "let's do it again soon" will really show the girl that she is special and will lead to many more dates.


Now dates don't always work out. You find out that you don't like her as much as you thought or vice versa. That is OK! I promise with any situation there is a silver lining and there is someone out there for anyone and everyone. Just don't be that guy and not follow these rules, because then I guarantee things will not workout in your favor. Goodluck!

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