1. "Do we have plans tonight? Or is it a 'push our beds together and watch two seasons of Shameless' kind of night?"
2. "Can I wear that red shirt with the sleeves?"
3. "No, those pants don't make you look fat. Wear them."
4. "Hey, where is this place? (insert someone's name) just asked where they're going."
5. "Skip this song, we need something that'll bump."
6. "Can you curl my hair? Can you do my makeup?"
7. "Take a shot with me before we leave."
8. "Wait. Who's our ride?"
9. *sings a popular pop song obnoxiously at the top of our lungs*
10. "Here's to a good night and I'm sorry if I do anything stupid in advance."