1. You define everyone by where they went to grade school.
Common questions include: "You went to Kev's before they closed, right?," "Isn't the Dennis fair way better than Dot's?," and "Does Eugene's have enough kids for a team this year?"
2. Your family actively participates in the running war between the Irish bars.
We were always a Cawley's family. No offense to Casey's. Or McGullicudy's. Or even Barnaby's.
3. You know where every Wawa is in a five mile radius.
State Road. Darby Road. Eagle Road. RIP to the old one on West Chester Pike. The new behemoth down the street is heaven on earth.
4. And your order rarely changes.
Italian hoagie with American cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayo. Don't forget the raspberry lemonade.
5. You talk about Brookline Boulevard like it's "Downtown Havertown."
Paying for parking? Brunch at kettle? Watching the tweenie boppers roll out of the Skatium into their mom's minivan? Bougie.
6. The majority of your friends went to BP or O'Hara.
All hail the deepest Delco rivalry of all time: the UD/DH crowd versus Springfield.
7. You got almost every Christmas outfit at Kohl's when you were little.
Expect great things. Candie's FTW.
8. Shamrock t-shirts never go out of style.
Yes, I own one. Yes, I wore it to a frat party.
9. Pica's Pizza is a regional icon.
I love it, you love it, Tina Fey loves it.
10. And finally, you spent many summer nights at Cobbs or Peco.
Peace. Love. Lots of empty Natty cans.
