As you go through your daily life struggles of being a human, you may
often look over at your dog and think, man you have the life. I have
always said that if I could be one animal it would be a dog. Out of all
the animals in the world, I choose a dog because of these 10 reasons:
1. Everyone loves you
Ever worry if someone likes you? If you're a dog, that's the least of your worries. Everyone who sees you walking down the street adores you and wants to give you love.
2. You don't have to work
Is work stressing you out? If you were a dog, the only work you do is chasing a ball and, let's be honest, that is more of a good time then a job.
3. You can sleep whenever you want
Tired? If you're a dog the only thing you need to plan your nap around is your walk, meals and the daily bark at the mailman.
4. You always get treats
Sweet tooth? No problem, in a dog's life all you have to do is a simple trick, such as sitting, to get your favorite snack.
5. The world is your toilet
Can't find the nearest bathroom? Luckily you can pop a squat wherever you like, as long as its outdoors.
6. You don't have to worry about financial issues
Having trouble paying bills? Of course not, you are a dog and the world is priceless.
7. You can comfort people even on their worst days
Ever
see someone down in the dumps and you just can't seem to find a way to
pick them up? Well, by just being a dog, you have a magical power to
make people happy and comfortable.
8. You can be weird and it's cute
Being
weird as a human isn't always a good thing. As a dog though, you can
roll in the grass, stick your tongue out and make whichever noises you
want and still seem cute.
9. Making friends is easy
Want
to make new friends but sometimes you have trouble making them? As a
dog, making friends is a breeze. All you have to do is walk up and do a
nice little butt sniff.
10. You don't have to worry about your appearance
What should I wear? How should I do my hair and makeup? These questions never come to the mind of a dog.