This is a list to give the top ten reasons as to why you should never, every buy a french bulldog. This article will include my french bulldog, Abby. Matter, in fact, this article is inspired by her. I'm only kidding of course, here are 10 reasons why you should never ever own a Frenchie.

1. They are sleepy all the time.

Seriously what is with them and sleeping all the time

2. They become Jello in your when you hold them.

Why would you want such a lapdog?

3. They enjoy sitting in the sink.

Seriously though who put you in the sink?

4. They occasionally break.

I can't tell you the number of pictures I have of Abby laying like this.

5. They take up the whole bed.

How could you not want to wake up to this face?

6. They don't listen to you.

On her first day of puppy class, she got put into time out twice.

7. They sleep on tables

Do you really want a dog that begs to lay on tables?

8. They will steal your bed

Could you imagine sharing a bed with this animal?

9. They are terrible with other animals.

Here you see a french bulldog laying next to its prey, a german shepherd.

10. They are literally the most un-cuddly dogs on the planet.

Everyone needs a dog that wants to cuddle, Frenchies just aren't that dog.