Hi,
thank you for the consideration to read this article. I hope you didn't do the same thing as me because well, you're not doing too hot in college too. So, to make myself (and potentially you, the reader) feel better, here are my 10 positives to the Tasty Video procrastination.
1. I didn't have a Britney Spears of '07 breakdown!
I still have all my hair on my head so yeah, talk about a win.
2. I had two days to teach myself an entire semester for two of my classes.
Ain't nobody got time for that!
3. I'm going to be a great wife one day.
I may have not received a 4.0, but at least I'll make killer food for all my husband and I's friends for our annual Super Bowl parties! (Tom Brady is GOAT).
4. In case college doesn't work out, maybe Tasty Video's will hire me...?
Hi, I hope you're reading this because I must say, I'm very impressed with these short videos and recipes. I know them all by heart now, so let me know if any jobs open up. Oh, I study marketing and financing and I'm great with people! That is all, thank you.
5. I didn't binge-eat or cry.
I was preoccupied drooling over these recipes.
6. I slept like a baby!!!
I accepted that I know little-to-nothing so there is no need to stress and not sleep. I'll just wing all six finals the same way I wing my entire life. I'm still alive so I must be doing something right.
7. My mom will love this food even though she may end up being very disappointed.
Hi mom, your favorite daughter here...please don't kill me, let me make you food first. I'm hoping you'll be too in love to kill me. (P.S. I promise to not live in your basement, I'll crash with big bro Gerald if needed.)
8. I could have been wasting my precious time doing nothing.
At least I'm educating myself on some type of level?
9. I'll make my friends very happy.
Fam (or "squad") din at my place next week, RSVP please.
10. I kept my sh*t together this week.
I may have lost my dignity and cried a month before finals, but I'm all good now. I have my life kind of together.