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10 Reasons Why Walmart Is My Calling

Of course these things happened at Walmart.

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10 Reasons Why Walmart Is My Calling
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Walmart is full of unexplainably random things that can only be seen there. It honestly has my heart, and I think I need to send my resume there ASAP so I can be among the craziness. So on that note, I'll leave you with the 10 best things about Walmart that make me oh so happy.

1. The parents that shop here give zero f***s...

2. Case in point:

This little kid has a plastic bag over her head. Like she could suffocate in t-minus four minutes, but no big deal since Walmart!

3. You can park wherever you deem appropriate:

Which honestly is perfect, since I'm three years deep into driving and I still can't right-angle park.

And on that note, kudos to that guy for being able to nail that park so effortlessly.

4. Trends are made here:

This look is circa 2001 Britney Spears and JT double-denim look. Plus, denim socks made out of jeans show DIY skill and an eye for fashion.

5. Walmart really is the gift that keeps on giving:

This was a real hit Xmas 2014.

6. They chose teeth-flossers for a romantic Valentines gifts:

Honestly, nothing says 'I love you' like water flossers. Both practical and sweet.

7. They make dreams come true with these stunner wedding rings:

And did we mention they are only $8.88???

8. They have a unique sense of humor:

9. I honestly can't explain this one, but just the fact that these sort of things happen at Walmart has to mean something:

10. They are all about a great sale:

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