10 Reasons why politicians are like middle school girls | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Politics and Activism

10 Reasons why politicians are like middle school girls

The similarities are astounding

5
10 Reasons why politicians are like middle school girls

No offense to middle school girls, but when you are 13 or 14 your probably not at your best point in life. From dealing with a rapid change in hormones to going through a bad round of braces, you are awkward, mean, and sometimes you just want to cry. Politicians on the other hand, seem to revert back to their middle school days. This is clearly seen through their social media pages and their outfit choices.

1. They try out new fashion trends and try to bring things back from the past


Hillary put away the pantsuit it's blinding my eyes.

2. They do not know how to properly use makeup


Donald you might want to consider less bronzor and some chapstick.

3. They argue and bicker every time they get together

Literally they cannot agree on anything so it's like a bad middle school dance on reply - awkward and not fun.

4. They have mastered the tweeting and subtweeting game

Not going to lie, this is actually really entertaining, even though extremely childish.

5. They have unrealistic expectations of what would make their lives better

Not socialism, please no socialism.

6. They bring up the same minuscule things over and over again

"When my parents emigrated"

7. They stay in relationships that seem questionable

Would I have stayed with Bill? Absolutely not.

8. They do things to stay relevant in the social scene

Just like when Ben Carson publicly endorsed Donald Trump after he dropped out of the Presidential race.

9. They can be very argumentative, but then want your money

Ted it's going to be okay I promise, the Presidency isn't everything.

10. You don't really like them, but have to choose the one that sucks the least

It's like trying to pick the winner of a talent show.


So don't be like middle school girls or politicians. Be honest, kind, and open to new ideas. You could be shocked how far it can get you.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
friends

Here you will find a list of many of the people you will come across in your life, and if you're lucky, you'll be able to give a name to all these characters that you hopefully see day to day. Don't take these friends for granted because they all add a little something to your life, and if you can't name all of them to your personal friends, chances are it might be you...

Keep Reading...Show less
gossip girl

On the Upper East Side, Blair Waldorf is an icon. She's what every girl aspires to be. She's beautiful, confident, and can handle any obstacle that life throws at her. Sure, she may just be a television character. But for me, she's a role model and theres a lot that can be learned from Queen B.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

The Perks of Being a Girl

“I just want you to know that you’re very special… and the only reason I’m telling you is that I don’t know if anyone else ever has.”

2833
girl

As frustrating and annoying as it can be, being a girl is really awesome. We are beautiful inside and out. Not a lot of people may see that, but girls have a ton of amazing qualities.

We have unique flirting skills.

Us girls have a significant way to flirt with other people. Even when we say the most random or awkward things, we have a way of making everything sound cute and planned. It’s just a gift; we’re good like that.

Keep Reading...Show less
gossip girl

Us college students know all about the struggle of spending the day in the library. Whether you are writing a ten-page paper, studying for a biology exam, or struggling through math homework, you somehow find the strength to get to the library to get it all done. Let's just say you have a lot of different thoughts that run through your head during the many hours you spend in the lovely library.

Keep Reading...Show less
female tv characters
We Heart It

Over the past decade, television has undergone a very crucial transition: the incorporation of female lead characters. Since it's a known fact that girls actually do run the world (Beyonce said so herself), it's time for the leading ladies of the small screen to get some credit. Without these characters, women would still be sitting in the background of our favorite shows. These women are not only trailblazers for female empowerment, but role models for women worldwide. With that, here are 15 of the smartest, sassiest ladies gracing our screens that remind us that women do, indeed, rule:

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments