Anybody who knows me knows that I suffer from an extreme addiction to pizza. I can eat it whenever and wherever with absolutely no regrets. So in honor of my favorite food, and companion, here are a few reasons why pizza is better than being in a relationship:
1. It’s quiet and respectful, therefore no arguments will be had when it comes to pizza.
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2. It will not judge you for how much you eat.
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3. Pizza supports you and is always there for you.
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4. It always smells good.
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5. Pizza will never fail to love you unconditionally.
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6. It won’t complain about having to watch “Grey’s Anatomy” for the 100th time.
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7. You won’t have to worry about pizza cheating on you.
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8. Also, pizza will never break up with you.
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9. It doesn't mind you don't text back, because it can't text.
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10. You probably won’t have to worry about your friends or parents disapproving, because everyone approves of pizza.
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