2016 is a presidential election year. We will be voting for the new president of the United States in November. We will have this president for the next 4 years (at least), and that’s a little terrifying considering who our choices are.
Up until 2008, all of our past presidents have been the same, a middle aged white guy; Obama broke that mold. In fact, every few years a president comes around that changes the presidency. JFK in 1960 who was the first catholic president, Ronald Reagan who was the first actor to be elected, and current President Obama who was the first African American elected into office. However, I think it’s time for a complete change, a change of genders and maybe even a change of species.
I think my cat would make a great President of the United States.
And here’s why…..
- She’s cute.
I mean let’s be real, some of those white guys were downright ugly. Grover Cleveland? Good thing they didn’t have television back then!
2. She is over 35 in cat years while still remaining young in human years.
Aka she’s perfect. Old enough to be eligible, young enough for America to like her.
3. She hates everyone…..equally.
None of this “I hate this group”, “this group is evil” baloney. Want to know if you’re on her shit list? Guess what, you are.
4. She has experience with being in control.
She’s a cat, guys. She already believes she IS the president. At least over the dog.
5. She is an American citizen.
Fun fact, her vet has her labeled “American Shorthair”… not left wondering if she’s truly an American citizen with that label.
6. She has a good work ethic.
Eat. Sleep. Play. Eat. Repeat. Everyday.
7. She would be ok with wearing a tie or dress if needed.
A little fur isn’t going to stop her from showing off her fashion sense. Designers will be lining up to be able to dress her.
8. She knows how to get her way.
She’ll look at everyone with those sweet kitten eyes, and the whole room will be bending to her will.
9. She would make sure there were litter boxes in all public bathrooms.
Cats have rights too!! She doesn’t care about genders roles, just wants to be able to use the bathroom in peace.
10. There will never be any mice in the capital.
Or birds. Or bugs. Or spiders. Pretty much anything that she can chase.
So VOTE Binxy W. Maples for President 2016. Make America Cat-friendly again
